Star Miners Part 1: “The Merry Doe”

By January 28, 2016


One rocky morning the Merry Doe came flying in. More like the pizza dough came flying in;  It look exactly like a pizza with giant cannons as the pepperoni. Inside it was way more fancy. Captain Talons was in a very good mood for they were going to the mining planet. Yidddet was flying the ship, Terbb was looking out the window concerned like there was an alien out there. Polisiak was playing poker with Doc Johnzo.

“Turn on the jets Yiddet!” said Captain Talons. The crew were getting anxious now and he wanted to get there fast. Thirty minutes later the Captain was doing back flips on the planet.

In the compartment that the Merry Doe kept the drill a secret meeting was going on between the security officer Na and a strange alien.

“ I have made the flying fish brain sweeper,” said Gaza. Na said,

“ Why do you fatso have to talk to so much? Let me say my plan. Gaza you need to get them lost in the mine.” Na says,

“Who do you mean by they….”

“Quiet, Oh Captain Talon’s and his crew. It must be secret. ” said Na.

When they landed, the captain was expecting Na to betray them. He knew he was no happy aboard his ship. He figured he was going to try and get them lost in the mine.

Then a large alien came out of nowhere and approached him.

“I heard you were going in to the mine,” said Gaza.

“Yes,” said the captain.

“I can be your guide. I know the mine like the back of my hand,” said Gaza.

“How much do you even know the back of your green slimy big hand ,” said the Captain.

“None, but I know the mine,” said Gaza.

“Let’s get some sleep,” said the captain.

The  next morning they all set out into the mine except NA who was busy eating chips. Through the trap door you can see him eating, more like gulping them chips down.




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